Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Brussels-2 pee pee stories--this time I'm not kidding!


  Brussels

OK, I confess.  We can’t travel the way we used to in our 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, even our early 60’s.  We used to be able to go from dawn’s early light until midnight, but now we’re grateful for a midday rest.  

We arrived on the high-speed train from Amsterdam ready to take on Brussels.  We ended up resting in our hotel room until dinnertime, when we picked the closest restaurant, a pizza place.

We started the next day at the crack of noon.  I have to admit: part of the slower pace is that I got the usual crud I get following a cold:  asthma, sinus, cough, congestion.  (Aren’t you glad you can’t get germs through a computer!?)  I travel with my own personally stocked pharmacy, and I’ve been taking advantage of it.

Not wanting to miss anything, I drugged myself, “put my big girl panties on,” and left for an afternoon of sightseeing.
We bought a “Hop on/Hop off pass”.  Out first stop was the museum area.  I think I could spend a month in Brussels and not have enough time to see all the museums.  We went to the extraordinary Museum of Musical Instruments.  Instead of headphones that have verbal commentary, the headphones are all recordings of the musical instruments.  As we stopped in front of each showcase, we were able to hear how the different instruments sounded.  I insisted that I had to have headphones in English! (JOKE!)   Part of the fun of this museum was watching the children of all ages enjoy the experience.  I didn’t see one “bored” kid.

The first floor consisted of musical instruments from all over the world.  Each country had its own distinctive sound.  The second floor (my favorite) displayed the oldest instruments, which were all European.  The final floor had stringed instruments:  clavichords, harpsichords, pianos, harps, cellos.  Each item not only had a beautiful sound, but each one was a work of art. It would be hard to choose my favorite museum of the trip, but this one would be near the top. 

For dinner we craved hamburgers, and we found great ones at Ellis Hamburger, named after Ellis Island.  One of the national dishes of Belgium is French Fries, which are sold on street corners.  I lovvvvee  French Fries, but knowing that they are both fattening and fried I refrained from eating them on the ship.  However, I felt it was my duty as an American tourist wanting to contribute to the good will  between the US and Belgium to eat fries in Brussels.   Plus, how can one eat a hamburger without fries?   I’m surprised they let us into the restaurant because the age range of the other patrons was from about 20-40.  Fortunately, we were not asked for our ID’s. Belgium waffles are also a delicious national dish.  Dan and I shared a small one that we purchased from a street vendor.  Best waffle I’ve ever eaten!

Besides the Hop On/Hop Off bus, we took the metro all over the city.  The only problem was that the up escalators didn’t work, and the subway is deep in the bowels of the city.  At least I worked off the French fries.

The next day we popped into the fine arts museum, which has a roomful of Breugels.  These had a more religious context than the ones I saw at the Reiks Museum.  A painting titled “The Annunciation,” depicted the Madonna and child  placed almost unobtrusively in the lower left hand corner.  If I were to live my life over as an art history major, I think I would specialize in Breugel. 

 Next we went to a Sunday outdoor flea market, which was really an antique market with beautiful silver, porcelain, and other interesting artifacts. The most crowded stall was one where women were trying on and buying old fur coats!  I sighted a book.  Printed on the cover was, “Shirley, Shirley, buy me.”  It was an old Haggadah in French and Hebrew with wine and food stains.  Inserted in lovely script handwriting in French were words like, “Benediction goes here,” and “Serve the meal.”  Hundreds of years from now when someone finds my old Haggadahs, they will also find my handwriting telling what happens when during the Passover meal.   I paid way too much for the book even after I bargained in French with the owner. Maybe that was the problem.  If you read my blogs from Lithuania, you’ll know why I have an affinity for old, Jewish books and artifacts.   I recommend the novel, “People of the Book” for more insight.  It is a fascinating story based on real incidents about the discovery of a medieval book researched by modern scientific methods using food stains, a piece of  a plant, the paper, the drawings etc.

Nearby was the Jewish Museum.  At the entrance, the lady told us that inside was “La Schula,” and did we know what that was.  We said, “Of course, “The Shul,” which is another word for synagogue.  The museum was small, but sure enough inside was a shul!  The history of the Jews in Europe is the same in museum after museum.  Either Jews lived in an area during Roman times or immigrated to it in the 11th-12 century and again during the Inquisition.  Anti-Semitism brought about isolation and/or mass killings in every country and every age until Napoleon.  (Hooray for Napoleon!) The late nineteenth century brought pograms in Eastern Europe. Then Hitler began killing and persecuting the Jews again in the 30’s and the majority of Jews in the area were wiped out during the Holocaust.  Before the war, 10% of Brussels population was Jewish.   I left many gaps but you get the idea.  A popular short version of Jewish history is, “They tried to exterminate us; we won; let’s eat!”  Not so sure we “won” during WWII, but we weren’t completely annihilated.

The large synagogue is not open to visitors without prior, and we were told,  often difficult arrangements so we just saw the outside.

On our last full day in Brussels we took the second route of the Hop On/Hop Off bus and got quite a different view of the city.  It was hard for me to get a general feel of Brussels perhaps because of its diversity.   Twenty percent of the city is green belt and we saw many beautiful parks with huge trees, walking paths, monuments, and museums.  Some had artificial lakes with swans and other waterfowl.   Other parts were ugly and industrial, and yet others were very modern representing the international importance of Brussels. At our hotel there was an EU Conference on Energy for the Twenty-first Century.   There are large shopping streets, windy, old streets, and small touristy streets--all interspersed with many squares.  Le Gran Place was a breathtaking medieval square; and, of course, I loved Museum Square.  We ate dinner two nights in Saint Catherine’s Square with an imposing church, completely surrounded by restaurants—mostly seafood.

The most visited tourist attraction in Brussels is a 2+ feet high statue, “Le Mannekin Pis,”  (1618) showing a small boy peeing into a fountain. He has been stolen and replaced about 7 times.   He also has a wardrobe of hundreds of outfits.  Sometimes the water is replaced with beer and handed out to passersby.

Speaking of “peeing”…… after drinking a huge bottle of Perrier at dinner, I asked for the toilet.  The waiter pointed up the stairs.  When I got to the first landing, all I could see were curtains and more dining rooms.  A sign on the next floor showed a bathroom.  I could see a urinal and a toilet in a small room.  I headed for the toilet thinking I was very open minded and European.  In the middle of my task, I realized I was in the men’s room.  I tried to finish as fast as I could.  I was hoping I could be done before I heard any men.  Then I thought, “What if they’re waiting for the cubicle I’m in!”  I planned on staying there the whole night or until they went away; however, I got out without encountering anyone.  I stopped on my way down on the second floor, peeked behind curtain #2 and there was the ladies room!

Near Le Maniquen Pis, we visited a small, wonderful museum of 18th century fashion including a large collection of lace.  Even Dan was enthralled.

If you’ve been reading my blogs faithfully, you’ll recall I bought a “yad” in an antique store in Budapest.  It is 19th century, real silver and pricey; I didn’t want to pack it in my suitcases, which always get lost so it went in my carryon. Right before we checked in at the desk at the airport, we went through preliminary security.
“Did you pack your own luggage?”
“Has it been with you the whole time?”
“Did any body give you anything to carry?”
“Do you have any pointy objects that could look like a weapon?”  BINGO

I told her about my yad.  She called over her supervisor who wanted to look at it.  I literally had the contents of my carryon all over the floor because I couldn’t find it.   Finally I located it and showed it to her.  She said, “Well, it IS pointy.  You better put it in your checked luggage,” which I reluctantly did.  Right next to Delta was El Al.  I said, to Dan, “THEY would have let keep my yad with me!”  A yad is a long, then object with a hand at the end used to keep one’s place while reading the Torah.

I’m going to write one more blog before I’m done with my trip, but this is so long, I’d better stop for now before you fall asleep.





















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